they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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