so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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