Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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