you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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