I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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