just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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