....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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