I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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