my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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