I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Hippo gnu deer
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think I just shit out all my problems.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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