the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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