i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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