I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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