I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
In the future we'll all be gay
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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