quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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