Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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