Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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