She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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