Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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