Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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