Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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