i don't like sucking hair
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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