Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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