youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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