Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
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