I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I think your dad took our porno
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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