Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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