I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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