Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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