Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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