There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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