i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
one might say we're banned from that church
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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