You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
this is an emotional support booty call
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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