Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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