Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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