What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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