I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She fuckin peed on me
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She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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