Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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