Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
My liver just had a heart attack.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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