rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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