am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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