Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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