You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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