We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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