what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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