I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize