Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
