Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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