it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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