No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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