Your tits are I can't wait for
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
I don't think brook has ever known best
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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