dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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