So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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