The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
