yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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