I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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