his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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