this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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