Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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