Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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