Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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