Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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